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"Intergalactic Jerk."
Shiba | 1600's | Killer

when i have kids will it come with a manual? do i assemble it? does it come with AA batteries or AAA?

ruinedchildhood:

me

ruinedchildhood:

me

ruinedchildhood:

when you’re hungry and you remember there’s leftovers

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when you realize someone already ate them

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foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

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labradork829:

4-week-old Golden Retriever puppies who are all future Leader Dogs for the Blind.

burgrs:

DID YOU KNOW: WHEN U KNOCK ON SOMEONE’S BEDROOM DOOR UR NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT AFTER U KNOCK WHAT KIND OF WARNING IS THAT IF IM IN THE NUDE IM NOT GIONG TO BE ABLE TO PUT CLOTHES ON IN 0.2 SECONDS U PIECE OF SHIT WAIT UNTIL I SAY U CAN COME IN

zackisontumblr:

if you’re following me i’m just warning you that i don’t know where i’m going