APA
THY
"Intergalactic Jerk."
Nick | 1600's | Killer

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

pardonmewhileipanic:

mordicaifeed:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

regencyduchess:

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING

"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"

I want to be this rich and indifferent one day

sixpenceee:

THE BOY AND HIS ATOM

What you see above is the world’s smallest movie. The following movie is made out of atoms. IBM researchers used a scanning tunneling microscope to move thousands of carbon monoxide molecules (two atoms stacked on top of each other). This movie can only be seen when magnified by 100 million times. 

VIDEO

babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

kracuurrn:

kracuurrn:

when people say they want to/offer to draw my ocs

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when people say they find my ocs interesting

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peekachiu:

i’m actually very pretty if you close your eyes

saxifraga-x-urbium:

tmiscience:

An 18-inch shrimp has just been caught off the shore of Fort Pierce, Florida. Scientists have yet to determine if it’s a rare specimen of Mantis Shrimp or merely the first scout from Cthulhu’s apocalyptic underseas army.
[Sploid]

someone ask posidon why he gotta be this way

saxifraga-x-urbium:

tmiscience:

An 18-inch shrimp has just been caught off the shore of Fort Pierce, Florida. Scientists have yet to determine if it’s a rare specimen of Mantis Shrimp or merely the first scout from Cthulhu’s apocalyptic underseas army.

[Sploid]

someone ask posidon why he gotta be this way

lotrlockedwhovian:

baby-dahlia:

Here’s the thing about being pro choice that people don’t get…
You don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro choice. That’s why it’s not called pro abortion. It’s an understanding that you can’t make that choice for someone else and they have full control over that not you. It’s pro I’m not the boss of everyone else.

This is important.

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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2/52 Sun, Leaves, and Oranges by (nsxryu)

2/52 Sun, Leaves, and Oranges by (nsxryu)